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It's Friday: A tragic loss of gasoline at fuel station explosion

What's the worst part about a terrible explosion at a local gas station? The Onion reports that it is the tragic, tragic loss of gasoline of course. When the rescue workers arrived, the best they could do was wring a few tablespoons out of the various body parts strewn about. We're still not quite sure what happened, but I encourage everyone to share in a brief moment of silence for the lost gasoline. Amen. You can see what happened for yourself after the jump. In all seriousness, this is only a slight exaggeration of how important ... Read more →

The Onion spoofs the Segway - with link to the video Jeremy Korzeniewski

Do you remember life before the Segway? Of course, but you probably also remember the Segway hype machine as it was in full swing, before the public even knew what it was, the media in general was ...

The Onion scoop: Green-Conscious GE Develops Hybrid Lightbulb Sebastian Blanco

It's never a good idea to try and paraphrase the words of the Onion. The satirical newspaper's articles and headlines are just too perfectly worded and if I tried I'd just make them less funny. So, I ...

It's Friday: A tragic loss of gasoline at fuel station explosion 10 months ago on Autoblog Green

What's the worst part about a terrible explosion at a local gas station? The Onion reports that it is the tragic, tragic loss of gasoline of course. When the rescue workers arrived, the best they could do was wring a few tablespoons out of the various body parts strewn about. We're still not ...

The Onion spoofs the Segway - with link to the video 2 years ago on Autoblog Green

Do you remember life before the Segway? Of course, but you probably also remember the Segway hype machine as it was in full swing, before the public even knew what it was, the media in general was touting "it" as a life-changing invention, and many bought into the hype just to be let down when they ...

The Onion scoop: Green-Conscious GE Develops Hybrid Lightbulb 3 years ago on Autoblog Green

It's never a good idea to try and paraphrase the words of the Onion. The satirical newspaper's articles and headlines are just too perfectly worded and if I tried I'd just make them less funny. So, I give you the first few paragraphs of the Onion's story on GE latest technological breakthrough: ...


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