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April Foolery: BMW uses EfficientDynamics to get dogs to stop doing their business
Yes, it's a bunch of C.R.A.P. You know, if you're going to fork over the big bucks for a BMW, you don't want some mutt wizzing all over your wheels. This is where BMW's new Canine Repellent Alloy Protection (C.R.A.P.) comes in handy. Using green energy generated from BMW's EfficientDynamics Brake Energy Regeneration system, tiny sensors detect the offending liquid and send "a small and relatively painless electric shock" to the pup. A Dr. Hans Zoff (hmmm, haven't heard much from him in the past), Head of Automotive Security from BMW AG, said ... Read more →
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April Foolery: BMW uses EfficientDynamics to get dogs to stop doing their business 1 year ago on Autoblog Green
Yes, it's a bunch of C.R.A.P. You know, if you're going to fork over the big bucks for a BMW, you don't want some mutt wizzing all over your wheels. This is where BMW's new Canine Repellent Alloy Protection (C.R.A.P.) comes in handy. Using green energy generated from BMW's EfficientDynamics Brake ...
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